You know you’re Ashley Vaughan when:
1. You spend the midnight hour of September 30th hot gluing palm-size spiders to the exterior of your house
2. You proceed to tell the pest control man (treating the lawn the next day) that you also seem to have a spider problem
3. He doesn’t get it
4. You can build a shelf but can’t thread a bobbin
5. You quell your anxiety by watching films with English accents and apartment/antique hunting/thrifting on Craigslist
6. You find watercolor paintings from the 3rd grade and it makes your entire day
